haiz...sian...tml still muz go skul for parent-teaacher session... ...went out with fish last friday...she went back on sun...:(...
hehe,yesterday during math lecture chao funny...wen bin gt chewing gum...n it gt passed ard...eurica was like:wah, gt sweet ah...hehe...then after a few minute wen bin was like:eh, it's chewing gum hor,nt sweet, dun swallow...then somewhen in the middle of lecture..i bu4 xiao3 xin1 swallowed the chewing gum...so i told yan ru hu was sitting deside me:um, i think i swallowed the chewing gum...she laughed and sixuan asked wat happened..so si xuan knew dat i swallowed the chewing gum n she laughed out loud... hehehe...

10 Ways of Committing Suicide:

1. Sleeping pills
You get to doze off while dying but what if you drool? A bit disgusting, huh?

2. Cut wrist
Your blood oozes out slowly and you die a slow death. The blood will make a mess of your room and the poor maid has extra work to do with all those scrubbing of blood stains.

3. Jump off building
You can feel the sensation of flying for a second or two but it is a terrible blow to the soul when your body suddenly slams on the hard ground.

4. Gas poisoning
Another way for slow death but some people may dislike foul-smelling gases.

5. Bang head on wall
This is definitely a pain way of dying. Furthermore, if you head is too hard, there may be a dent on the wall. Your poor parents will then have to spend extra $$ to repair the wall.

6. Lie on the MRT track and get run over by a MRT
This is a once in a lifetime experience. How many would actually dare lie on the MRT track. However, you leave a bad image of death with all those squashed guts and torn flesh.

7. Get involved in a car accident
Not a very successful way to die. You may end up in the hospital with many tubes going in and out of your body. Your perfect skin would then be destroyed by all those needles.

8. Suffocate yourself by tying a plastic bag over your head or Hanging
You end up having a bluish-purple head which doesn’t look really nice.

9. Play with fire
Your fair, crystal-clear skin that you had painstakingly achieved will end up being black n burnt. All those $$ spent on facial masks and whitening cream will go to waste.

10. Drinking all sorts of detergents, lotions etc.
You get to taste and flavor different brands of detergent and decide for your mum which one is the best.