there’s sc nominee speech in the morning...got one guy very lame...he was posing as an emcee introducing himself then he zi4 wen4 zi4 da1...then after that there’s phy lecture by mr beetsma...how exciting!...=.=...half the lt pon...and the remaining half were either doing their own stuff or sleeping...actually come to think of it, I feel a bit sad for mr beetsma...it seems that no one wants to listen to him...for gp we watched this movie called ‘to kill a mocking bird’...it’s quite nice though half the time I dun understand what the actors are talking...but it’s better than doing some essay or comprehension...xD...then econs was boring as usual...couldn’t catch what she was saying so I had to copy from si xuan who had to copy from ming shuan and who had to copy from pee hua....then she ask us do another essay...in pt. form but still...haiz...and she also ask us do some research on FTA in some countries such as USA, China, Singapore etc...sian...dun feel like doing...T_T...
read these from a book...thought they were quite interesting...hehe...
子:果子熟了为什么会掉下来?
父:地球有吸引力。
子:难怪人死了都往地下跑。
子:爸爸,那位大夫不像报上说的是位“无痛拔牙”者。
父:你感到痛了吗?
子:没有。不过,我咬他拇指的时候,他一直疼得直叫。
妈妈:“考的什么题?”
小华:“3乘7等于多少?”
妈妈:“你答了多少?”
小华:“我不管三七二十一,答了个10。”
明明在看连环画,画面上的一条龙正在吞云吐雾。一扭头,间爸爸正在使劲地抽烟,他忽有所悟地喊:“爸爸,你真是龙的传人!”
very funny right...i think some would say lame...haha...Xp
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